Slash drabble #1

[tefnut]

SG-1 fanfiction.

Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: PG

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Of Objects and their Nature.

I love to sneak up on my clueless friend. Tonight he is caressing a vase, feathering its curves with this sensual touch that makes my mouth water.
"I want to be a vase," I lip off.
Daniel startles. I catch the artefact and shelve it.
"Certainly not."
"Why?"
"Vases are female. Round, hollow objects traditionally depict the ability to bear children."
Bummer. I scan the mess of his office for a male object. "An obelisk!"
He leers at me, my mischievous archaeologist. Did I say clueless? I was wrong. "You know obelisks always come in pairs, don't you?"
I do.

Comments

[fenriss.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Good one. I always kinda thought there was something a little suggestive about those two obelisks on Abydos.

[http://users.livejournal.com/tefnut_/]

I'm ashamed to admit that the "obelisks come in pair" bit is the only thing I remembered from the Egyptian conference I went to last month. My mind is *so* deep in the gutter that I saw the slash right away.