NLP and sex.

My significant other has to study NLP again. He's shown me his old books. I opened one at random, and the first sentence I read was:

What does it feel like to be wet?

"Hmm, goooood," was my first answer.
Then I realised they were, maybe, talking about rain. Just maybe.

Apparently NLP is meant to reveal how your brain works.
Oooops.

*off to read some porn*